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The Tales of Linda's Lemons

Linda's Grandmother Crashes!




Linda is an attractive lady, late twenties, with an uncanny ability to buy one unreliable car after the other. We work on her car from time to time, often after her current boyfriend or a big chain car repair shop has "fixed" it first.

Linda came in the other day driving a really pathetic car. It was a 1987 cream yellow Lincoln which had been hit hard on just about every body panel.
"It's my grandmother's old car." Linda said. "She wrecked it last week and isn't going to drive anymore. I'm not sure how soon she'll even walk!"
I gave my sympathies about her Grandmother.

"So, anyway, how much to just get it so the doors open? " Linda asked. "Also, can you take off the power steering and the power brakes? See, that's what almost killed Grandma!"
I had to ask her about that one. "What's this about the steering and brakes?" ?
"Yes!" she replied. " Grandma was pulling off the Intertstate exit ramp when her engine died. Since she had power steering and brakes, she couldn't steer or stop. She ran out in the middle of a 6 lane intersection: 5 cars hit her!"

"Wow!" I said. "That's terrible! But you don't have to worry about power steering or brakes. I wish I could have told your Grandmother this: she wouldn't have wrecked!

Power brakes and power steering are only ASSISTS for these systems! Power brakes are like another foot on the pedal every time you touch it. Power steering is like an extra hand helping you pull the wheel. When the engine dies, you lose this extra assist. You must push the pedal much harder to get brakes, but if you put both feet on the brake pedal and push as hard as you can, you WILL STOP!

The same goes for power steering: pull hard enough on the steering wheel and the wheels WILL turn!

I know of a lot of cheapskates driving ragged out cars with the power brake booster disconnected and the belt off the power steering pump. I don't recommend it, but it can be done!

"Gee!" Linda said. "I wish Grandma had known that! She could have just pressed harder and her car would have stopped!



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LINDA PUTS ON THE BRAKES
LINDA GETS A "FREEBIE"
LINDA LEARNS ABOUT RUBBER
LINDA GOES FRENCH
LINDA DOES EXOTIC CHEMICALS
LINDA'S GRANDMOTHER CRASHES!!!
LINDA BLOWS UP!
LINDA GETS PULLED, THEN JERKED AROUND!
WHO IS LINDA? IS SHE REAL?

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